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Ben Newman ([personal profile] bnewman) wrote2005-10-19 09:04 pm
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Fans aren't Slans!

Okay, we knew that already. But why?

For those who are confused, Slans are superintelligent, telepathic mutants from the science fiction novel Slan by A. E. van Vogt. Once upon a time, there was a "Fans are Slans" meme in fandom. This meme was subsequently rounded up and defanged on account of being chauvinistic.

But really, it's just wrong. Fans are superintelligent, alright — we're just not telepathic. In fact, it might be more accurate to say that mundanes are telepathic. Who exactly has trouble parsing social signals?

So now I want a science fiction novel about a culture with two races, of which one is superintelligent and the other is telepathic.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
That science fiction novel would totally be favorably reviewed by Simon Baron-Cohen, backer of the "some people (mostly men) systematize and are good at math, and some people (mostly women) empathize and... aren't good at math." Aside from the gender essentialism and lack of really good empirical backing, it's a cool concept.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
weren't you at one point or another telling me that there's a disease that's sort of like inverse autism - incredible social empathy covering for cognitive limits in other areas, or something like that?

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Most likely, I was making fun of the idea that, despite the fact that such phenomena are rarely observed, it has to exist to the same extent that autism does. Baron-Cohen believes it, though!

But there's also Williams Syndrome, a rare disease that mainly affects connective tissue but also causes serious cognitive defects, but leaving social abilities intact. They in particular have horrid spacial abilities.

But if you read the wikipedia entry, you realize that people who have this disease are kind of mythical-sounding and in fact would make a really great race in Ben's novel.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, that Williams thing is the one i was remembering.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
The thing is, it's sort of like inverse autism, but only if you just look at certain axes. Sort of like how, I dunno, calcifying connective tissue disorders are the opposite of osteoporosis.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
i tried to frame the original question in a way that singled out those axes.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not whining about your question. I'm just trying to make it clear to other readers.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
well, naturally, the empathic people, who were better at organizing, would keep the smart people isolated in little boxes, and exploit them to produce beneficial ideas for their own benefit. i think there's a comic strip based on a premise something like this.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds scarily kinky.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
i think that for that angle to work the art in the comic in question would need to be better.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
BABY JESUS IS CRYING RIGHT NOW.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
it's your own fault. i thought it was pretty clear what i was talking about, but you had to twist it around. not all parasitic oppression and exploitation is erotic, you know.

the members of the empathic caste populate Marketing, you see.

[identity profile] sammka.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
It kinda wasn't clear what you were talking about.
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[personal profile] mneme 2005-10-20 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Was not clear.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
even if it wasn't clear, there was still no need to infer anything kinky.

and isn't the ‘stuff us in little boxes’ description of the cubicle experience pretty commonplace?
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[personal profile] mneme 2005-10-20 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nearly always a need to infer something kinky.

The "stuff us in litle boxes" description of the cubicle experience is not unusual, but nor is it that dissimilar to Boxing Helena or various other things.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
boxing who now?

[checks Wikipedia]

oh.

very much not that.

i think yours is significantly more obscure, but, since i didn't know about it until you mentioned it, my intuitions here aren't worth much. in any case, i think the ‘exploiting them for ideas’ line makes a lot more sense in the cubicle context.

unless there's some kind of ‘kinky geek farm’ meme, that is. and there probably is one. [shrugs.]

[identity profile] god-of-belac.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought you meant the Dilbert one with the monk in the barrel.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
i meant Dilbert in general, i just linked to the frontpage.

[identity profile] q10.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
oh, just to clarify ‘their own’ meant the benefit of the empaths, not the smart people. sorry for that editorial error.

[identity profile] orawnzva.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, the smart people get benefits! At least, those that are emplyed full-time get benefits. Plus, they get paid.

[identity profile] nightengalesknd.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I've always referred to that uncanny ability of mundanes as a sort of group telepathy. . . and thought it was the utmost in irony that they had it and I/we didn't.

[identity profile] creed-of-hubris.livejournal.com 2005-10-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think the superintelligent people survive. The empathetic people wipe out the other folks.