ILD

Aug. 17th, 2015 09:59 pm
bnewman: (explorer)
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The head of engineering at a major tech company has just come down to the shop to inspect the prototype of the company's latest model. On his clipboard is a checklist on which each feature of the device will be checked against the officially approved specification. And so far it all looks good — this is according to spec, and that is according to spec. But...

Scattered throughout the mechanism are little platforms, and standing on each platform are a few tiny demons standing at attention, singing sad songs and dirges and wailing and bemoaning their terrible fate. This is disconcerting, to say the least, and — what's worse — it's not in the spec.

The head of engineering turns to the build team and gestures at the tiny sad singing demons and asks, "What are these, and what are they doing here?" And the nearest build team member grins and says:

"Oh, those... I wouldn't worry too much about them — they're just imp lamentation details."

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Date: 2015-08-18 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] q10.livejournal.com
that sure is a thing.

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Date: 2015-08-18 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com
I just read this as a bedtime story, to [livejournal.com profile] akawil.

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Date: 2016-08-01 04:21 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thnidu.livejournal.com
This just kicked me 10 minutes closer to bedtime.

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Date: 2015-08-18 02:42 pm (UTC)
sheistheweather: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sheistheweather
I love this. XD

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Date: 2015-08-19 01:59 am (UTC)
batyatoon: (chibi!)
From: [personal profile] batyatoon
... that is terrible <3

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Date: 2015-11-17 08:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sheistheweather
Happy birthday, my friend!

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