SQL haiku

Feb. 18th, 2015 09:18 pm
bnewman: (explorer)
[personal profile] bnewman
At work there are some whiteboard walls. One of them used to be covered with puns, but recently the puns were erased and replaced with haiku. Since our company writes so much SQL, I thought it would be fun to contribute some haiku in SQL.

create view rainbow
as select distinct color
from meadow.flowers;

select count(flowers)
from meadow where wind is null
group by color, shape;

insert into heart
(select feeling from moment
where timestamp is null);


We also write an awful lot of Perl.

foreach $flower (@field) {
$rainbow{$flower->{HUE}}++ };
print sort keys %rainbow;

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Date: 2015-02-19 02:18 pm (UTC)
mdlbear: (g15-meters)
From: [personal profile] mdlbear
Sick. I like it.

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Date: 2015-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)
batyatoon: (chibi!)
From: [personal profile] batyatoon
This pleases me immensely.

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Date: 2015-02-23 06:41 pm (UTC)
mneme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mneme
Very nice. Particularly like your ending lines.

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